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February 20th, 2012 | 
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Wedding Anniversary Joke
Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!”
The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.
You were always there for me….
Susie’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Read the rest of this entry »
Proofreading is a dying art
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
Children Are Quick
Ode to Mamogram
For years ‘n years they told me,
“Be careful of your breasts.
Don’t ever squeeze or bruise them,
And give them monthly tests.”
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TECH SUPPORT CALLS
Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have ?
Customer: A white one.
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Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery
One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
Bubba’s Resume
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I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee
seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a
job wit my persinalety.
I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
Bubba
PS: Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me.
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